Plankton, krill, humpback whale, impressionable youth. Circle of life on an upward spiral.
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Sure, being “Old School” is cool. But this shirt is a reminder of the price one pays.
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Embrace the “Now”ledge of the Narwhal and other fine points to a better life.
These magnificent seven attributes, when combined with a better diet, more exercise, some reading, a little schooling, 8 hours of sleep each night and avoiding drugs and alcohol, will turn your life, or the lives of loved ones, AROUND!
Warning. Do not turn your life around, if it is already heading in an appropriate direction. Definition of “Nowledge” on back.
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Just because you don’t have a job is no reason to look like a slacker.
Impress your friends and family by looking the part of either a concierge or pool worker at one of the swingingest nightspots around.
Look successful and success will follow.
The quality iron-on logo and title appear above your heart on an otherwise immaculate white t-shirt.
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Specify “Concierge” or “Pool Staff.”
Welcome to the Kraken’s Krib! Ready to lay down some 8-track tentacles on your own’s self’s perdentacles.
Who knows.
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